I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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