and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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