What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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