I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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