Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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