She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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