I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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