You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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