Taylor Swift is so right about you.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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