I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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