considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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