I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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