Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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