How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
And then my night got REAL pukey
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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