did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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