Dual....:-)
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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