I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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