In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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