so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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