Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My vagina is very pro this idea
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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