talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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