just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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