Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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