let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm too high and old for this...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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