In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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