i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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