i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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