also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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