new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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