Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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