didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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