Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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