he wants to bone in the snuggie
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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