so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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