Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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