According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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