Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
His hands were made for my vagina.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
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