I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I could fuck to npr.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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