Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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