My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
So much rum. So many feels.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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