When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Come see our sink grown plant.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
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