what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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