How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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