Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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