so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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