I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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