What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
