You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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