i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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