I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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